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Don't Miss the World Crime Convention
August 1 thru 7, 2012
at the World Famous King Vulture Hotel & Casino in Fabulous Las Vegas.
King Vulture Hotel & Casino is owned and operated by
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When you really need a shyster!
There Are Times
When Only a Bomb
Will Do the Job!
Bombs R Us has all kinds of explosive devices, and even easy to use kits for the cost conscious do‑it‑your‑selfer.
No matter what your area of endeavor, there are bound to be people in your way:
Spouses - Rivals
Wouldn't you like them to simply disappear?
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Having an Accident?
Consult Us Before You Fake Your Injury
No Customers, but Lots of Insurance
Attorneys at Law
An Ethics-Free Legal Practice
Don't get weapons that leave a trail to you.
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Handguns - Silencers
Carbines - Rifles
See Our Latest Shipments of Captured Weapons from
Iraq & Afghanistan
Nothing Will Point Toward You.
Guilty? Hell no!
We Can Prove that
You Are Innocent
Witnesses for the Defense
Alibis Made to Order
Our Professional Witnesses Include:
Respected Business Leaders
Criminal Defense Incorporated
Law Isn't About Justice,
It's About Winning!
We Do Not Plea Bargain.
We Will Get You Off,
No Matter What It Takes.
Cash Up Front Only
Reliable Enough to Depend On
Cheap Enough to Leave Behind.
Don't Get Caught in a Junker.
We steal our cars by the dozens and pass the savings on to you.
World Master Accountancy
It Isn't Enough to Just Steal a Pile.
You Must Avoid Discovery.
Cooking the Books Is Our Specialty.
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Will Create Any Legal
Document that You Require.
Passports * Wills
Real Estate Deeds * Auto Titles
Birth * Marriage * Death
|Cops on Your Trail?
Why steal a huge pile of loot and then spend the rest of your life in jail? We offer guaranteed transport via our comfortable jets to the non-extradition country of your choice. We will transfer your funds to a local bank for your convenience.
Providing a Full Range of Products and Services for the Modern Crooked Corporate Executive
We Help You to Help Yourself
CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CIOs
Need Money Fast?The Ten Percenters
Will Get It and
Hand It to You!
We Supply Expert Embezzlers
Trained by Arthur Andersen.
They Loot Your Company
We Keep Only Ten Percent, While You Get the Rest
Your only obligation is to pay us ten percent of all funds embezzled by our skilled book-jugglers. Simply Put Our MBAs and CPAs into Positions of Trust and Authority In Your Company and We Do the Rest
Just Sit Back and Watch the Money Pour Into Your Pockets!
Buy-a-PoliticianWant Special Treatment?
Need Tax Breaks Taylored for You?
We can get the laws written the way you want them!
Today's World Has
the Finest Politicians
that Money Can Buy.
Get Your Share!
Chinese Money Laundry
Hong Kong * Shanghai
New York * Zuriche
London * Paris
Tokyo * Chicago
Money is no good to you
if you can't spend it.
Our exclusive connections with the international finance industry permit us to re-direct your money through legal channels. Your ill-gotten gains reappear as profits made from legitimate securities trades.
Member of all major securities exchanges
Caribbean Financial Sequestration Services
You steal it. We hide it.
Nobody but you
can ever get it.
Crime Super Store
Have today's modern
electronic anti-theft devices
got you in a dither?
Al has the answers!
Al sells countermeasures to override and defeat all standard anti‑theft devices.
Automobile Alarm Disablers
Burglar Alarm Deactivators
(Wired, Infrared, Acoustic, or Radar)
Surveillance Camera Blockers
Police Radio & Radar Jammers
If it's criminal, we do it.
And we do more of it,
than anyone else in the world.
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Great Criminals in Profile
"Big Al" Capone
The IOCA is proud to salute Big Al as Crook-of-the-Month.
Big Al rose from an impoverished family to become the richest person in the entire World before he reached the age of thirty.
Big Al was very fortunate in having the superb mentorship of the famous Johnny Torrio, one of the leading gangsters on the East Coast. After passing his internship with Johnny, Big Al moved on to Chicago and bigger and better things.
Always modest about his great achievments, Big Al received many honors. The one he was always proudest of was being chosen as the FBI's "Public Enemy Number One".
Big Al was also a philosopher. One of his wise insights was:
"You can get much farther with a smile and a gun than you can with a smile alone."
Support Organized Crime!Organized crime needs your help. Over the years, zealous prosecutions have left many major criminal organizations broken, with most of their most esteemed members in jail. Now, another threat, greater than all of those in the past has arisen:
Drug legalization could very well destroy the principal source of capital for organized crime. This capital is the very foundation of our business. Do you want your local mob boss to be out of a job? Certainly NOT! The criminal community needs drug money not only for direct income, but to support its many other public-spirited activities such as extortion, murder-for-hire, prostitution, crooked gambling, and many, many more.
Please, we appeal to you, do not let organized crime down. Write your elected representatives at once and tell them in no uncertain terms that you are opposed to any and all forms of legalization of addictive drugs. Have all of your employees do likewise. You will be performing a public service by keeping local and international organized crime strong and financially solvent.
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